Man, in short, I be what it is. I worked my way up in the streetz, like around Beverly Glen and Valley Vista. My parents didn't support me, my pops was never around (he works in actuarial insurance so he gets real busy) and my moms was always hitting the bottle. I never saw someone drink so much ginger ale. My only outlet was my music. Ever since I saw Kanye West on the MTV video awards I knew I wanted to rap. But its hard you know? Hard like my dong. I knew in order to be a legit rapper I had kick it old school, so I bought a can of spary paint and tagged the private school my parents send me to. Then I started slapping my hos around a bit and wearing a lot of bling (you can get good bling pretty cheap at any costume shop). Then the music came to me, and I started to feel it. My family thinks I'm throwing my life away but crap dog, I get more play that my nintendo game cube.

I've been working on my beats because you know, the music is at the soul of it all, and if you ain't got that, you got nothing. Its hard to keep it real when all my homies keep trying to step to me. They're like 'yo White Flight, why you never hanging out in the mall no more' and I'm like 'damn brotha, cause I gots to work the music when the music wants to be worked.' So far I got like 5 songs ready to go, and I'm working on more. And check out my logo, I designed it myself with Bryce's help, it's based on the Korean flag, because you know, it looks pretty bad ass. And Bryce said I maybe should market myself as the first Korean rapper like Vanilla Ice did back in the nineties. When he was the first WHITE rapper dog, Vanilla ain't Korean, that'd be a fricking embarrasment. We'd stap him up on the 49th Parallel and let communists use him for target practice.

What else you wanna know, you some biographer? Man, there ain't nothing to know about me 'cept my music. Oh and I like ballet a lot too.

MC WHITE FLIGHT FACTS

NAME: MC White Flight
Age: 22
Height: 6'
Sign: Aquarius
Birthplace: Sherman Oaks, California
Hobbies: Slapping hos, dropping beats, and hanging with my posse.
Biggest Influences: Kanye West, TuPac, and Merce Cunningham
Management Company: Ass Wipers, Inc.
Marital Status: Single - no woman can tie me down, but if you want a seat of the White Flight express, call and make a reservation.

Other Fun Facts about MC White Flight

Attended Chicago State University but registered late and became a college drop out.
Has a metal plate in his chin from a near fatal car accident he was involved in when returning home from the studio.
His mother's name is Donda and he lived for a year in China with her when he was 10 years old.