November 4th 2006

Great News - I just signed with a management company - ASS WIPERS, INC. They are a revolutionary new business that promises to do anything you don't want to do. Their President, Founder and CEO Bryce Gilbert, promised me he would make me a star. Now I don't have to be worrying about all that promotions stuff and I can just focus on the music.

My demo should be ready by November 15th and I'll be featured on the Ass Wipers, Inc. website in their latest documentry episode (apparently they are filming some sort of movie about the growth of their business).

October 24th 2006

We finished the final vocals for the demo, I got this guy, Jonny B to come in and lay down some great hooks, kind of like Jaimie Fox does for Kanye. Jonny B was on temporary release from prison, so you can bet he's one bad ass and he knows how I roll. He also told me a lot about prison, so it was educational and stuff.

October 12th 2006

Heading into the studio today to start work on my demo, Bluntz and Bling. I had to pay the studio up front but they say thats standard. No matter because in no time I'll be rolling in the benjamins. My posse will be in the studio with me for moral support and to join in whenever I needs em. My moms is pissed because I won't even consider going to community college until I try my hand at rap. She keeps living pamphlets for DeVry around.

October 1st 2006

I think I may have found a studio to record my demo at, they have an opening in mid-October because the main engineer is on vacation. So I'd be working with ths other guy that works there in the evenings. But he seems to know what he's doing. He pointed out all the dials and faders and where the cleaning supplies are. I think it'll be okay because I know what I'm doing pretty much anyway, being as how I am an ace on Garageband.

September 21st 2006

I started keeping this diary. Maybe someday I'll have a website and I can have something to put up in the 'latest news' section.